Relic Strikes Back

That freaky old George Washington-lookin’ Don Imus decided to go for the payback after getting fired for calling a women’s basketball team “nappy-headed hoes”. He’s filed a suit for 40 million chickens. Seriously, he’s on my dollar bills. Look closely! It’s a freaky resemblance.

A lawyer for the shock jock, who was fired from his CBS radio gig on Apr. 12 amid a storm of criticism for referring to the Rutgers women’s basketball team as “nappy-headed hos,” is claiming that the real victim in all this is Imus himself, who attorney Martin Garbus insists was ousted for simply doing his job.

As a result, Garbus has announced plans to file a complaint against the network seeking to collect the remainder of Imus’ five-year, $40 million contract. At the time of his firing, Imus was just three months into his new deal.

What’s more, Garbus said, is that both CBS Radio and MSNBC were intentionally “creating a shock jock” and that Imus was simply doing “exactly what they wanted him to do.”

According to the lawyer, both outlets had the opportunity to edit out Imus’ derogatory remarks via a delay button.

Sticky! The Rutgers girls should have pummeled his old bigoted ass with basketballs.

(Image source: AP)