Archive for June, 2007

For the ninth consecutive year, Sir Elton John and David Furnish will open their Windsor home to their friends to raise millions for the Elton John AIDS Foundation and their fight against AIDS on Thursday 28th June 2007. This ravishing charity event is awaited as one of the highlights of the London season.

A lot of celebrities are expected at the event to support Sir Elton John and his fight against AIDS.

The jewellery and watches company supports the Elton John Aids Foundation through a special “Elton John” watch collection. For many years now Chopard has been active in supporting medical research, and has given aid to numerous foundations. When Caroline Gruosi-Scheufele met Sir Elton John ten years ago, he immediately approached her with the idea that Chopard could take an active role in his foundation’s fight against AIDS. The most original and effective way for Chopard to help was to create and promote a series of watches, designed to reflect Elton John’s style. Together they have made this a reality. The Elton John Watch Collection is available at the Chopard Boutiques worldwide. As part of its continuous support, Chopard also co-hosted Elton John’s Oscars Party in February, and has been the partner of the wonderful White Tie & Tiara Ball for seven years. Sir Elton John personally accepts no royalties from the sales of these watches.

Duchess of York, Elton John and Princess Beatrice

Dita von Teese

Kirsten Dunst

Neve Campbell and Sharon Osbourne

Regis Philbin

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Paris, Britney, The Spice Girls, Paula, a golfer, a couple douches and few more attention getting celebs make up this weeks Celebrity Buzz Meter. Oh, and we also had a visit from Racism.

Harry Morton

Kristin Cavallari

Kimberly Stewart

Ron Jeremy and Tom Arnold

Things are heating up here in Los Angeles, with the summer fast approaching and that bikini in the back of your closet looking at you with those judging eyes. Stop that, you polka-dotted, hateful bitch! And so, to distract you from the evils that lurk in our closets, J. Harvey is here, providing witty insights and flights of celebrity fancy to soothe your troubled soul. Because that's what he's paid to do. And he's durn good at it.

1. I Wouldn't Sleep With George Michael Anytime Soon - George Michael has scared himself out of being emotionally capable of going and getting himself an AIDS test. And J. Harvey is here to tell you that no, being a gay man does not necessarily mean that you are living your life like a "Queer is Folk" marathon and that even though it's scary, get thee to an AIDS testery! J.'s post reads like what all public service announcements should sound like. Maybe if he were in charge of them, we would have won the war on drugs! Hoo-ah!

2. Cocaine Makes You Paranoid - Oh, Brittany Murphy. I think we all know that the trouble started when you got skinny. And stayed that way. We love you, but still, you gots to lay off the "diet supplements."

3. Surf's Up - See, we don't hate all celebs. In fact, we really do like most of them. And when we see them doing stuff that we can understand, like trying surfing in an uncomfortable, not-exactly-the-most-flattering outfit on the planet, we give them props. For proving that they are also human like us.

4. Victoria Beckham's Closet Is Elaborate - And on that note, let's switch gears to a woman who does everything in her power to dispel the theory that her being is constituted of primarily organic matter. Vicky's living like a Bratz doll/Jetson. I'm a bit jealous, if not confused as to how it works. I think it uses X-rays.

5. Pink Taco Opens - And what would my week be without at least one filthy blog post title?

ADIOS AMIGOS!

It's been a tough week covering Planet Trashbag. Lisa was front and center, covering Paris Hilton's release and her subsequent televised pack of lies on the Larry King show. It takes a strong woman to be able to withstand all the cheese and fakery and bring it to you fresh and with a snarky spin. Lisa Timmons? She's that woman.

1. Foxy Brown Gets A Taste Of Her Own Medicine -

Given her past of lashing out at the very people, whom she pays to beautify her, I wonder if Foxy will be able to find someone willing to help her put that stuff back in her head. I know I wouldn't. If I saw her walking into my hypothetical beauty salon, I'd pretty much just assume that she was there to throw shit at me.

Lisa owns a hypothetical beauty salon, and the image of Foxy Brown entering and not saying anything and tossing Paul Mitchell product about in it is priceless.

2. Zach Braff Blogs That He's Not a Player He Just Crushes A Lot - HAH! Lisa - bringing back the chorus of one of my favorite songs of yesteryear! You nasty! I don't care!

3. Alan Cumming Gets Them Leaving - This is my favorite headline of the week from Lisa. I wish I'd written that. Lisa is a master of...was that a pun? She's a mistress of puns!

4. Lisa's Mom Gives Good Advice - Lisa on Marilyn Manson:

I didn't really get too much dating advice from my parents growing up, but I specifically remember my mother telling me, "Lisa. You can't trust a man without eyebrows. You just can't." And you know, what? She's right.

Wise words, Lisa's Mom. Lisa's Mom and Ri-Ri Harvey need to hang out and have some Captain and Diet Cokes sometime.

5. Nina Raci FInally Confronts Her Haters - Lisa brought this to the world's attention yesterday and the world should love her for it. I love how she portrays Nina as the person of importance that she is. This little girl is a howl. And she is matter-of-fact and will set you straight. And man, fifth grade broads can have frenemies, too, it sounds like.