Cameron Diaz Is All, “I JUST Patched Things up with Peru and Now This…”

Cameron Diaz is responding to claims made by Joanne Sarantakos that the Hollywood actress’ relationship with illusionist Criss Angel broke up Sarantakos’ secret marriage to Angel. Mouthpiece for Diaz, Brad Cafarelli, is saying that any allegations of a home-wrecking romantic relationship between Criss and Cameron are bogus. According to the statement released to Usmagazine.com, Cafarelli states that the two stars only ever went out together four times and that they are not currently involved with one another. Also, Cafarelli is saying the married couple had been estranged from one another for over a year at the onset of Cam’s dates with Criss.

“These are meaningless, attention-seeking attempts to unfairly and unnecessarily exploit Cameron’s celebrity by trying to involve her in matters she has nothing to do with.”

You know Cameron has got to be shaking her head and looking at Criss like, “Dude. Take care of your shit.” Who has secret marriages anymore anyways? I never understood that. Criss isn’t Janet Jackson. WTF, dude.