Archive for August, 2007

Seriously. We’re totally reporting that Paris Hilton went to the airport today. She was on her way to Frankfurt, Germany to attend a charity event. And, of course, she does raise a very important question with her outfit: Just because grown women can fit into tiny Bratz doll outfits, should they wear them? The answer, is no, of course. But that’s assuming that we’re talking about individuals with a lick of common sense. I do love that Paris’ life seems to consist of a series of poses in motion, which I guess I should love, seeing as how all I do is WRITE ABOUT HER. Honestly, I hate myself so much right now.

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More photos of Paris Hilton arriving at LAX after the jump.

Mark Ronson, on of the producers behind Amy’s hit album, “Back to Black,” is reportedly furious with the troubled singer because she recently flaked on a video shoot. However, it’s not so much that Amy flaked, as that she claimed to be “really ill” only to have Ronson see pictures of her beach vacation indicating that maybe Amy simply didn’t feel like working.

“After all the hassle that Amy created by pulling out of the video shoot, seeing pictures of her living it up on a tropical island infuriated Mark - and justifiably so.

“He has been hugely concerned about Amy and considers her a great friend. But he’s telling friends their working relationship is over for good.”

In the end, Ronson employed the services of an Amy look-alike to make for the shoot. And Ronson’s not the only one whom Amy has been letting down as of late. Again, she’s pulled out at the last-minute on an engagement, this time for the MTV Video Music Awards next week in Las Vegas. Now, we all know that I like my divas crazy (with a side of extra weave, please), but this is getting ridiculous.

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“Bizarre” and “charming” is how I would describe this week’s Celebrity Buzz Meter, the weekly feature where we track down the top ten most buzzed about celebrities on the internet from the past seven days. In this episode, Beckham hurts himself again but don’t worry the parts that matter are fine, Kat Von D from “LA Ink” shares her thoughts on Amy Winehouse & Nick Hogan in an ASL exclusive interview, Paris Hilton spends a week fulfilling her philanthropic duties (yes, we live in a beautiful dream world) and so much more! Per usual, this is somewhat NSFW.

That’s some interesting film stock. Is he under a flashing neon sign? Was there nuclear testing in a nearby canal? Did Tilda Swinton get out alive? God, I hope so. Anyway, Jude’s in Venice with the rest of the cinema-types and selling his new flick “Sleuth”. It co-stars his “hero” Michael Caine. Jude re-made Caine’s seminal flick “Alfie” and it was a disaster. Probably because Sienna was banging half the crew and nobody cared how good the film was when she was pole dancing after shooting every night. She’s limber. Jude’s a little self-deprecating over “Alfie”.

Jude Law admits his 2004 version of 1966 classic Alfie was a box office disaster. Now he is taking on another Caine role - in an update of 1972 thriller Sleuth. Sir Michael, 74, appears in a supporting role. The pair were promoting the film yesterday at the Venice film festival. Jude, 37, revealed: “He’s my hero.”

Maybe these films wouldn’t suck if they actually wrote a new script and TRIED to have some new ideas. Why re-make everything? Jude, go search some scripts so you don’t have to throw yourself a pity party at every film festival. Seriously. Do you know how torn I am over the “Halloween” re-make? Damn you, Hollywood! I could resist “Wonka” but not this!

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More photos of Jude Law at the Venice Film Festival after the jump.

• The “Heroes” stars hit Bavarian country. [PITNB]
• Step Into Photoshop [Dlisted]
• Gwen Stefani Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]
• Meet The Latest Youtube Phenomenon, Hello Larry. But Please, Don’t Take Your Own Life [Best Week Ever]
• pj harvey returns with a new album! [popbytes]

Britney Spears’ New Music Sucks Ass [IDLYITW]

• The Magic of a Harley Gathering [CityRag]
• Kelly Preston Is Psychic [I’m Not Obsessed]
• Natalie Portman Rides the Darjeeling Limited [Just Jared]
• Anna Kournikova Is One Hot Potato [Hollywood Tuna]
• And Another One Bites the Dust [MollyGood]
• Mariah Carey’s Hot Tub Debut [Hollywood Rag]

Admit it, you thought he had found two broads at the supermarket and was headed home for some threeway action. No, those are his kids. Though, he does date girls that age. So? He’s a hot piece of ass. Bruce is one of those guys who’s ageing like a fine wine. You know you want him to save the Nakatomi Building in your bedroom. And by “save the Nakatomi Building” I mean bang you. Anyway, his next project is with insane-o director Oliver Stone, in a film about Vietnam. Hasn’t Oliver exhausted that yet? Remake “Helter Skelter” or something. That I’d pay for! Oliver Stone is bonkers and he’d probably actually hire the real Manson Family. The Devil always shaves his head!

The Hollywood veteran will play real-life army general William R. Peers who investigated the infamous My Lai village massacre - in which around 350 to 500 people, many of who were women and children, were murdered by US soldiers.

Channing Tatum and Michael Pena are also set to star in the movie, with Tatum playing Hugh Thompson Jr., an army helicopter pilot who broke ranks and flew between the villagers and the soldiers to protect them from the slaughter.

Filming starts in 08. Channing’s kind of a hot piece of ass, too. He looks mildly retarded in some pics, and then hot as balls in others. It’s gotta be Friday because I feel like I’ve been trolling the gutter for things to say today. I need to cleanse myself and adopt a more Christlike manner. Pray for me.

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David Beckham doesn’t seem too concerned about the fact that his season with the L.A. Galaxy appears to be over due to ANOTHER injury. It’s been pointed out that I don’t know shit about soccer and only an ignoramus like me would be pissed off that this bitch just got a boatload of paper and played 1 1/2 games. Yes, I’m a layperson and a vapid troll loudmouth but if I just spent that much money on something - it had better deliver. It was like a gazillion dollars! You woulda thought he came down off the cross to kick the ball around! Bend it like you’re fragile! Anyway, he says that he and Posh want more little future models.

On the possibility of more Beckhams:

At some point…When we first met, we never even spoke about how many kids we wanted. It was just lucky that we both actually wanted around the same number. We both want four or five kids…we’re very family oriented.

On trying to have a girl this time around:

That’s one thing I’ll be trying — changing my diet and wearing tight pants!”

Wouldn’t wearing tight pants IMPEDE sperm count? Is he playing with our heads? How do they do it over in Britain? Though, if you wanna wear tight pants - by all means go for it, HotAss. Bust out those booty chokers!

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These paparazzi have learned, much like Jane Goodall did by studying her subjects from a distance for years, that the way to approach a Cameron Diaz in the Mist is to try to come bearing gifts. That way, you’re much more likely NOT to end up with a camera being thrown in your own face. So, to celebrate Cammie’s 35th birthday, the paps met our girl on the set of her comedy, “What Happens in Vegas,” with a bouquet of balloons, emblazoned with “Happy Birthday!” on them. I guess it worked, cause I don’t see any bloody noses left in Cameron’s wake. Good work guys…this time.

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Photos of Cameron Diaz’s birthday card from the paparazzi is after the jump.

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