Archive for August, 2007

David Beckham doesn't seem too concerned about the fact that his season with the L.A. Galaxy appears to be over due to ANOTHER injury. It's been pointed out that I don't know shit about soccer and only an ignoramus like me would be pissed off that this bitch just got a boatload of paper and played 1 1/2 games. Yes, I'm a layperson and a vapid troll loudmouth but if I just spent that much money on something - it had better deliver. It was like a gazillion dollars! You woulda thought he came down off the cross to kick the ball around! Bend it like you're fragile! Anyway, he says that he and Posh want more little future models.

On the possibility of more Beckhams:

At some point...When we first met, we never even spoke about how many kids we wanted. It was just lucky that we both actually wanted around the same number. We both want four or five kids...we're very family oriented.

On trying to have a girl this time around:

That's one thing I'll be trying -- changing my diet and wearing tight pants!"

Wouldn't wearing tight pants IMPEDE sperm count? Is he playing with our heads? How do they do it over in Britain? Though, if you wanna wear tight pants - by all means go for it, HotAss. Bust out those booty chokers!

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These paparazzi have learned, much like Jane Goodall did by studying her subjects from a distance for years, that the way to approach a Cameron Diaz in the Mist is to try to come bearing gifts. That way, you're much more likely NOT to end up with a camera being thrown in your own face. So, to celebrate Cammie's 35th birthday, the paps met our girl on the set of her comedy, "What Happens in Vegas," with a bouquet of balloons, emblazoned with "Happy Birthday!" on them. I guess it worked, cause I don't see any bloody noses left in Cameron's wake. Good work guys...this time.

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Photos of Cameron Diaz's birthday card from the paparazzi is after the jump.

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Believe it or not it, it has been ten years since the passing of Princess Diana. And to commemorate her memory, her sons organized a concert that took place over the summer. Additionally, both William and Harry spoke at a memorial service for their late mother held today. Prince Harry had this to say about Diana.

"To us, two loving children, she was quite simply the best mother in the world. But we would say that, wouldn't we?"

Other dignitaries were also present, intermingled with celebrities such as Bryan Adams and Elton John, at the hour-long service, which took place at Guards Chapel. Um, I think that I've reached my quota of jokes in poor taste for the day, so I'm going to just end this right here, with some grace and dignity. There.

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More photos from Princess Diana's memorial service are after the jump.

The pint-sized British actress can often be found these days, stumbling into walls and being led around by friends after a long night of bar-hopping. Those close to her fear that her partying has reached a new level, due to the influence of her friend and current houseguest, Rhys Ifans. Friends of Sienna's believe that Miller is attempting to keep up with the wild Ifans, and that she's running herself ragged. It also doesn't help that Sienna is currently feeling as if co-star, Keira Knightley, who appears to be eclipsing Sienna in their upcoming film together, "The Edge of Love," which Keira's mother wrote with her daughter in mind.

"They are good friends but she feels Keira's star is rising while she is not getting the same glory and not being offered the same high-profile parts.

"She has been going out on the town a lot as a result but it is beginning to take its toll, particularly as she feels she has to keep up with Rhys, who is a notorious party animal."

That's the way to get an Oscar, sweetie. It worked for Tara Reid. Oh wait, it didn't. It's a horrible idea. I take that back.

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More photos of the drunken pair are after the jump.

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Owen Wilson's ex-girlfriend, Stephanie Conley, dated the actor back in 2005 and talked about how during a recent visit with Wilson, he seemed to be very content with his life. She said that the news that he'd attempted to commit suicide both shocked and saddened her.

"I saw him very recently and he was on vacation and having such an amazing time.

"Obviously something has gone very wrong in his personal life since then but he was so happy - I just don't understand."

In the face of rumors that Owen was using such drugs as heroin and cocaine, his attorney is repeatedly denying that the "Wedding Crashers" was currently suffering from substance abuse. Additionally, friend and fellow co-star in the upcoming Ben Stiller project, "Tropic Thunder," is also denying allegations made by ex-girlfriend, Courtney Love, that he was instrumental in sending Owen down the path of hard-partying that lead to his recent attempt to take his own life. Additionally, it's widely believed that Owen was suffering from a depression that plagued him as a result of his failed romance with Kate Hudson. However, it's no secret that Owen is a generally well-liked figure and that the public is rooting for him.

Wilson's public perception is "very positive," industry analyst Paul Dergarabedian of Media by Numbers said Tuesday. "Owen Wilson has a really good reputation and people in general really feel bad for him right now."

And we are no exception, good luck, Owen! How awkward it must be when someone who isn't liked very much attempts to take their own life. Probably like when an unattractive person goes missing. It's just not as important, really. OMG, I'm totally just kidding! But if you did happen to laugh, then YOU'RE the horrible person and not me, cause I didn't even mean it! Ha!