Britney Spears’ Dog Ate Her Performance

Why is she dressed in all black, you might be asking yourself? It's because she's in mourning for her career and rightfully so. Now that the backlash in the media over Britney's less than impressive performance at the VMAs has her scrambling for excuses as to why she looked like she was marching around like a zombie in lingerie. The first rumors are circulating that Brit-Brit's blaming Sarah Silverman and Criss Angel for her not having any pep in her step. It's being reported that she overheard Sarah Silverman's monologue during rehearsal and was rattled by the jokes about her that Sarah planned on making during the show. As for Criss Angel, Britney's upset that he was flirting with other women while she felt he should have been focusing on her and the rehearsal of her performance. Additionally, it sounds like the reason her performance with the illusionist was scrapped at the last-minute due to insurance concerns over the danger of the stunt. Seeing as how he walks around looking generally shady, she probably figured it's worth a shot to blame him too for good measure. Hell, I blame Criss Angel for why my toilet sometimes clogs. Why? Because he's an illusionist and I don't trust 'em.

(WENN)

More photos of Britney Spears with her brother after her VMA performance after the jump.