Archive for October, 2007

I have to say, Cameron Diaz is looking rather angelic in this photo set. Perhaps she's looking heavenward, thanking God for helping her gain control over her unruly skin. Famously known for a complexion that would make a hormonal teenager cringe and look on in pity, Cameron's recently discovered the fountain of youth--or at least the fountain of clear skin. And yes, it's as simple as water in a fountain.

"I never let myself get dehydrated. Water, water, water -- it's the key!"

And, she added, a special Voodoo spell cast upon any misbehaving pores. Well, not really, but her answer was too boring for my taste, so I thought I'd spice it up a bit--you know, with a bold-faced lie.

Photos: Flynet Onilne

Black market ghosts for sale on the streets of New York City? Only on YouTube. The relationship between a cute little pet ghost and its owner is complicated, as you can see from this video clip. It's no "It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown," but it's short, sweet and in the spirit of the season. Enjoy!

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First and foremost, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I hope you guys are enjoying the season by pigging out on candy and passing out what is left to the trick-or-treaters who wander over to my apartment. Why? Because I won't feel so bad about doing it, if I know I'm not alone. In any case, over the weekend, I decided to give in to my true nature and dressed up like a witch, and my boyfriend agreed to allow me to paint his face as a zombie and we drove all around Venice Saturday night, trying to find a party. The only problem was that I had forgotten my phone at home, as well as the street address, so we ended up coming back home, enjoying a Photo Booth photo shoot and watched TV. I feel like there was Taco Bell involved in there somewhere.

More Halloween wishes and other ASL-related news after the jump...

Yay! Pictures of celebrities in Halloween costumes. These are a few of my favorite things! Lauren Conrad, dressed as a "sexy" sailor girl (can't forget to add that "sexy" element to your costume ladies!) deftly avoids turning this photo set into another one of my favorite things, celebrity upskirt photos--oh yeah, and whiskers on kittens. Ewww...that sounds nasty, disregard both parts of that last sentence. In any case, the young star of "Laguna Beach" and "The Hills" looks like she's ready for a date with the Cracker Jack sailor kid. Good for her, it's so rare that a female starlet in Hollywood gets the excuse to dress slutty. Just kidding! Go TEAM LC!

Photos: INFDaily.com

More photos of Lauren Conrad celebrating Halloween are after the jump.

Recognize Marcus Foy? Well, I did. In the midst of my binge of watching "I Love New York" and "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" intermittently, I realized that this guy is what is known fondly in the business as a "reality whore." I recognized him from "The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency," as well as work he'd done on another short-lived reality television series, "Survival of the Richest." Those are the individuals, struggling actors and musicians, who pepper our blind date and makeover shows as they attempt to make their way up the ladder in the entertainment industry. Some may argue that they're destroying the credibility of reality television. I say, let's embrace it! Stop leaving reality to the amateurs! I prefer to have my reality television experience be guided by someone who knows the ropes, speaks in sound bytes and isn't afraid to jump on top of a chair or two, to make a point. With that, please enjoy this dissertation--which includes a heartfelt rap, that cleverly rhymes "Asian" with "Black Caucasian"--as delivered by Mr. Foy.

Heather Mills McCartney said Wednesday she had been pushed “to the edge” by lies in some newspapers, that she has been threatened with death and that she has preserved a box of evidence in the event that she is killed.

Mills McCartney, who is still negotiating a financial settlement in her divorce from former Beatle Paul McCartney, urged the public to stop buying tabloid newspapers.

Heather Mills McCartney said Wednesday she had been pushed “to the edge” by lies in some newspapers, that she has been threatened with death and that she has preserved a box of evidence in the event that she is killed.

Mills McCartney, who is still negotiating a financial settlement in her divorce from former Beatle Paul McCartney, urged the public to stop buying tabloid newspapers.

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