Britney Spears Trying To Get The Works Down At The Plastic Surgery Clinic

Here's Britney Spears arriving in her customary cloud of flawless glamour at the Four Seasons. Her home away from home. Her actual home is a short distance away but she loves hotels. Reports are saying that Britney was so aghast at her appearance at the 07 VMAs that she's barging into any plastic surgeon's office she can find to get any and all possible procedures done. Britney allegedly wants new breasts, a new nose, lipo everywhere and the magic rat poison in her face. She basically wants to be reincarnated as a new person. Plastic surgeons, however, feels that she's a risk and keep shining her on. One doctor allegedly turned her down because he didn't trust what she put down on her medical history. Oh, are YOU going to admit smoking crack out of a Red Bull can? I don't think so. Another surgeon gave Britney collage injections in her lips so he could shine her on from getting any other surgeries. Reports say that she allegedly already spent fifteen grand on lipo for her stomach and thighs? Umm, ok. Was the gun clogged or something. Why doesn't she just get the trainer she had before she went toe-up? She used to be in phenomenal shape! Go back to that guy! Damn. When did you get so lazy, Daisy Mae?

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