Archive for November, 2007

I'll refrain from channeling my inner teenage girl and discussing Eric Dane. It's going to be hard. And I'm not going to focus on Rebecca Gayheart having offed a kid so you don't see her much anymore. She's probably been through enough. Jesus, where does that leave me? Uh, there's Ana Ortiz. *crickets* Yeah, uh this is the Divine Design event for the Angel Food project. These things are a dime a dozen. Put on a dress, schmooze with people, hopefully it's open bar. These poor celebs.

Photos: WENN

See more photos from the Divine Design event (Anna Ortiz, Eric Dane, Eric McCormack, Joely Fisher, Rebecca Gayheart) after the jump.

UPDATE: Just so y'all know, Tila claims it's bogus, stating on her site that, "My whole life I have been judged so that's nothing new to me so I don't feel the need to justify my sexuality to anyone!" Come on guys, she's more than just a sexual being. She's a drink.

So there's a rumor going around that MySpace superstar reality tv goddess Tila Tequila might actually have had a boyfriend all along. This is bad news because her show "Tila Tequila: A Shot At Love" is primarily concerned with finding her a mate - whether it be male or female. Tila is a professed bisexual. I hope this isn't true because I know several strippers that are going to be heartbroken. Tila has a website, so check that out to see if she addresses this. But she's probably too busy presiding over dyke cat fights on her show. Those chicks get right down to the carpet! Er, in other news...my favorite story of the week concerns a 19 year old Kitsap, Washington man who was irritated with Tila Tequila not responding to his e-mail. So he took it out on a cop's face. He also claimed that he was aggravated because the officer "took his nunchaku". The cop wasn't exactly sympathetic to the gentleman's frowny day after being punched so he handed out "several "palm" and "knee strikes" to the guy's "facial area" before Tasering the dumbass. If only Tila had responded, we could have avoided ninja violence in the streets! What kind of backwoods stuck in the 80s hick is still fooling around with ninja weapons? Not one with a girlfriend. Ten bucks he also has throwing stars made out of the lids of soup cans. Tila, what have you inspired?

I know, I know. There goes any integrity I ever had. Which would have filled a thimble! But she looks less whorish here. Maybe it's because of that Swedish pizzaboy Alex Vaggo she's been dragging around lately. Maybe his wholesome Swede good lucks softened her up a bit from her usual turboslut appearance. Here's a bunch of Hollywood types at the opening of Goa nightclub last night in LA. Lukas Haas drives a motorcycle to clubs? What does that bitch do for money? Do Tobey and Leo just kinda have him on the payroll as "quirky friend"? Anyway, it was the usual brokedown dog and pony show.

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

See more photos from the opening of GOA (Rumer Willis, Brent Bolthouse, Lukas Haas, Daveigh Chase, Chris Judd, Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton, Alex Vaggo) after the jump.

Here's Britney Spears arriving in her customary cloud of flawless glamour at the Four Seasons. Her home away from home. Her actual home is a short distance away but she loves hotels. Reports are saying that Britney was so aghast at her appearance at the 07 VMAs that she's barging into any plastic surgeon's office she can find to get any and all possible procedures done. Britney allegedly wants new breasts, a new nose, lipo everywhere and the magic rat poison in her face. She basically wants to be reincarnated as a new person. Plastic surgeons, however, feels that she's a risk and keep shining her on. One doctor allegedly turned her down because he didn't trust what she put down on her medical history. Oh, are YOU going to admit smoking crack out of a Red Bull can? I don't think so. Another surgeon gave Britney collage injections in her lips so he could shine her on from getting any other surgeries. Reports say that she allegedly already spent fifteen grand on lipo for her stomach and thighs? Umm, ok. Was the gun clogged or something. Why doesn't she just get the trainer she had before she went toe-up? She used to be in phenomenal shape! Go back to that guy! Damn. When did you get so lazy, Daisy Mae?

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See more photos of Britney after the jump.

Yes? No? The gentleman with Jude in the picture seems to be questioning it.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

I know, I know, we're looking a little obsessed with parodies of "The Hills" lately, but this one is good. I don't even really keep up with the show, but this guy in a wig taking on the role of Jen Bunny, going to apologize to Lauren Conrad is awesome. He totally makes me believe that he fake means it when he says he's sorry.