Archive for November, 2007

It's like the end of an era--if we were all fruit flies, that is. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly split from her boyfriend, Riley Giles, and it sounds like the deed went down shortly after the Thanksgiving holiday, revealed an inside source to People magazine. "She is concentrating on her life and her career," is the line another source gave to explain the split. Wow. I think she may have experienced a longer, more fulfilling commitment to her current hair color, which I also wish she'd break up with some time soon.

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The only reason I know anything about Wilhelmina is because it was the agency Angelina Jolie went with in "Gia", which is one of the hottest movies ever made and made shooting up between your toes and dying of AIDS look absolutely glamorous. Remember when Gia carved her name on the desk, and cut her friend for drug money? That was a momumental cinematic achievement. Anyway, Wilhelmina has been around for forty years. A big anniversary celebration was held at the Angel Orensanz foundation. And uh, well, Fergie showed up. And sang. And LL Cool J. Wow, there was kind of a celeb drought at this one. Lance Bass was there. You know it's bad when even Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag don't show up. And those meatheads flash everywhere except where they should be which is on a milk carton. Doesn't anyone care about model history?

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More photos of pretty people on the red carpet (Lance Bass, Jammie Berk, Sean Patterson, Jimmie Johnson, Chandra Johnson, Trevor Rains, Richie Rich, Jeff Gordon, Ingrid Gordon, Alex Lundquist, Keytt Lundquist, Beverly Johnson, AJ Calloway, LL Cool J, Amy Schummer, Fergie) after the jump.

Geri Halliwell says that she has to leave her 18 month old daughter Bluebell back at the Ginger mansion for the opening night of the Spice Nanas tour on Sunday. Why? Bluebell has chicken pox! And an unfortunate name if you're not a My Little Pony. And where did she get it from? Victoria Beckham's son Cruz! This is why I'm not a teacher. Ok, it's also because I can't read or add. But still, chicken pox are the worst. At least these poor Spice tykes got them in winter. Chickenpox in the summer is grounds for suicide. Geri Ginger says that Bluebell "loves hanging with the Beckham boys. Cruz and Bluebell have play dates, and Romeo - well, he is just gorgeous with her.

Actually, it was a beautiful moment when we were rehearsing the other day and all of our kids were playing on the stage at the same time. It made me smile." Until the welts appeared. Has Eddie Murphy's daughter with Mel been infected. That's the perfect time to drop her off for their first meeting. Screw that guy and his initial paternity denial. In other Spice Matrons news, Victoria Beckham says that she thinks that fans who faint and cry are the truest. And that life at home is rough. She says "my husband [David Beckham]'s been away for a month. I go home, and I have three kids to look after. I was up at 5 o'clock this morning sorting everything out so then I'm ready for when I've got to take the kids to school." Like hell she was! She was still slumbering in her feathered nightie and sleep mask when Concepcion was probably washing, drying, feeding, clothing and breastfeeding those kids. For real.

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See more photos of Spice Girls and their children after the jump.

Damn, what a difference when he leaves his hot aunt (wife Demi Moore) at home. I like this non-clown look. Unfortunately, it's for a film role and not a shift in personal style. Here he is on the set of "Personal Effects". In other clown news, Ashton is set to be the cover goof for Pepe Jeans. He will join model Daria Werbowy in representing the Spring 2008 collection in a photo spread by David Sims. I can't name one soul that I know that wears Pepe jeans. Can you? Maybe it's because I hang with townies. I don't think even my few rich fashionista bitch friends wear those. Ashton and Daria are replacing Sienna Miller as the previous Pepe face. More like Pepe Le Pew. Someone took the trash out!

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See more photos of Ashton after the jump.

Here are some pictures from the Huffington Post, demonstrating just how useless the text-message screen shots are that In Touch used to try and prove that J.R. Rotem had, in fact, communicated with them that he was the father of Britney's unborn baby. It's pretty much as easy as changing a name in an address book. Ha! As much as I find it amusing, I'm a little concerned that the Huffington Post is insisting our revealing our trade secrets. It's goes against everything that the Gossip Alliance stands for. I'd explain what the Gossip Alliance is, except that I'd have to kill you. And there appear to be a lot of you, and I'm a busy woman. I have a lot of text messages to fake.

It's no wonder Ryan Phillippe took the break-up so hard. I just read that currently, Reese Witherspoon, sits at the very top of the list of the top ten paid actresses in Hollywood, often snagging between $15 and 20$ million a film. But even sweeter than that, is getting to snuggle up with her new squeeze, Jake Gyllenhaal. If I were her, even if I could totally tell that he wasn't completely into it, I'd still murmur to myself, "Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies," and he'd probably hear me and say, "What was that?" And then I'd say, "Shhh, don't worry about it. Please take off your shirt and I'll go ahead and put on the Lance Armstrong mask."

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7 more photos of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal during a romantic Napa Valley getaway from earlier this month are after the jump.