November 21, 2008 06:31pm


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She’s Not Exactly Adept At Smiling, Huh?

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Rosie never seems to be able to just smile for the camera, she's always making some wack face. Just show some chiclets, and stop hamming it up! Rosie O'Donnell was in talks with MSNBC to have her own show on the network but apparently someone realized that it would be too much crazy for stodgy cable primetime and nixed that idea.


n her trademark shorthand language, the controversial comedian, 45, wrote:

we were close to a deal
almost done
i let it slip in miami
causing panic on the studio end

2day there is no deal
poof
my career as a pundit is over
b4 it began

and on we go


I tried writing in that lesbian haiku style and my publisher told me to cut the shit. What do you think?

Lindsay Lohan
has a cocaine nosejob
Her boyfriend
Seems like he might have a momogrammed bong
It's a match made in heaven
If heaven was the town dump

He was probably right.
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