J. Lo Gives Birth To Twins

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Just kidding! Happy Valentine’s Day! They do have the father’s eyes, though, don’t they? I’m going to get a whole mess of J.Lo fans telling me to shut my fat mouth and shut it now. Actually this is just a shot from “Disney’s Finding Nemo On Ice” in Washington, DC. If I was a kid, and my Mom took me to this, I’d be crying into my popcorn. These people look like god damn Thalidomide babies. Couldn’t the Imagineers over at Walt’s place have created something a little less grotesque? Fish heads growing out of stomachs? Nasty!