Kelly Osbourne Had A Few Too Many Pints Down The Pub

She lost all that weight, so she gets shittoed way too easy now. Bitch is drunk! That's the worst kind of drunk, when your mouth dries up and your eyeballs won't focus and you start sweating. Eww.

Here's Kelly being escorted (re: carried) out of Punk nightclub in London. She had been partying with her friend Kate Moss and Kate's guy Jamie Hince of the Kills. Pete Doherty was around too, I guess. I don't know. The photo's here, but my source didn't say he was. I do know that I feel a lot better about my complexion when Pete Doherty's around.

Seriously, I have the skin of a hormonal 8th grader lately and yet junkies get it worse. This is why I don't do heroin! OK, there's also the whole teeth-blackening/stealing your Mom's TV to cop a fix/having to go on "Intervention" on A&E thing, but it's mostly cause of the blazing pizza-face you end up with that keeps me clean.

Photos: WENN

More photos of a drunken Kelly Osbourne are after the jump.