Mischa Barton Could Have Had Regular Employment

I assume this "For The Love Of Audrey Rose" look of Mischa Barton's is for a movie, but she looks like a 70's schoolgirl who's gone a couple rounds with Satan. A little too pretty to have mean girls thrown O.B. tampons at her in the shower, but probably still getting pushed into the mud on the playground in a plaid skirt and hearing voices hissing at her to kill her grandma for Beezlebub. So Mischa Barton was offered a role on CW's "Gossip Girl" series. "Gossip Girl" is kind of like "90210" except it's in NYC, everyone dresses like it's Easter, and there's a lot of text messaging. There's a small audience for it, but it's a rabid one. I myself like that short greasy one with the emo hair and the smirk. Short guys try harder.

Mischa was offered the role of an old friend of the head bitch, Serena, but she turned it down. She wants to concentrate on movies and driving drunk while wearing stoner t-shirts. Hey, whatever it takes to relax man. Mellow out, h'okay?

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

More photos of Mischa Barton on the set of 'The Homecoming' are after the jump.