John Mayer Is Dark And Brooding

I’m taking this all with a grain of salt, but John Mayer recently admitted that he keeps himself medicated with a regular supply of Xanax. Mr. I’m-Way-More-Dark-And-Brooding-Than-The-Wonderland-Guy-You-Think-I-Am said in an interview with Best Life recently, “There are these incidental kinds of loopholes in my brain, where the wires can cross for a second and the hard drive crashes.”

He added, “You can create dark neighborhoods in your mind as easily as you can create rural wonderlands.”

As much as I would relish a John Mayer-goes-to-rehab storyline (sorry, this bitch is jaded), he’s always spouting such random stuff that I have trouble believing anything he says anymore. That’s right, John! I’m through taking you at face value! Stop stalking me by leaving salient quotes in the media for me pick over! Leave me alone!

That said, you know where you can find me.

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