Vanity Fair Declares Madonnarama

In an interview with Vanity Fair to promote all the crap she’s been working on lately including her new album Hard Candy, her feature film, Filth and Wisdom, which she’s directed and her documentary about Malawi I Am Because We Are. She is a busy woman, so it’s amazing that she found time in between destroying her marriage (kidding!) to give an interview, but she is the all-powerful, all-knowing Madonna, so she managed to squeeze it in.

The article doesn’t really reveal anything new about the ambitious pop star, except they did describe her unique patois as “the voice of the upper Midwest painted in Oxford glaze,” which I thought was the most hilarious euphemism I’ve heard in a long time.

More of Madonna from her Vanity Fair photo shoot after the jump.