Whitney Houston Has Some New Material Coming Out

Whitney Houston is staging her comeback since off-loading her good for nothing husband, and hopefully her crack rock. Her first album of new material since 2002’s “Just Whitney” will be in stores this December. Christmas crack rock! She’s working with producers will.i.am from the Black-Eyed Peas, Sean Garret and kid-tosser Akon. Hopefully she’s cleaned up her act. I saw photos of her bathroom and I immediately went to clean mine in case it looked like that. Well, minus the broken lightbulbs to smoke crack out of.

BMG Label Group chairman/CEO/Whitney’s best friend Clive Davis said on Thursday that “”we’re on track for a holiday release. We’re not going to compromise who she is to fit into today’s hip-hop radio market. The public wants Whitney material.” Damn straight! I want some Bobby Brown dis tracks, and songs about the struggle with drug addiction and something as soaring as “I Will Always Love You”. I need to feel the greatest love of all.

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