American Idol: Jason Castro Doesn’t Know The Words

Previously - Brooke White bobbed her head to Neil Diamond in a desperate manner, and rightfully got bounced. And Paula Abdul drank/drugged herself into our hearts.

Seacrest IN! Seacrest talks his talk. Jason Castro might have done some windowpane because his eyes are all over the place. When Seacrest say his “this is…American Idol!” line, the red lights flash on and it looks like the contestants will be shot from the stage in a burst of drama!

The chick who played Meadow on The Sopranos is here tonight. She’s got nothing better to do. Paula’s wearing a springy yellow and probably on her best behavior tonight considering last week. Here come the contestants. Does lil’ David Archuleta have junior miss manboobs? If I asked him he’d probably giggle and sound like Goofy. How has Syesha Mercado made it this far? It’s ASTOUNDING how far pretty can get you. I wish I had some.

More Idol, after the jump!