Charlie Sheen Got Married, Denise Richards Sent A Present That Wasn’t A Time Bomb Or Anthrax

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Charlie Sheen tied the knot with real estate investor Brooke Mueller last night in a small ceremony at a private estate in Los Angeles. His ex-wife and current reality tv...star(?) Denise Richards told the Valentine in the Morning radio show yesterday that she would be sending a gift. I hope his ass had bomb-sniffing dogs and one of those airport x-ray things. It wouldn't be pleasant having to get married missing your face.

"[I'll send] something from the girls," Richards said. "At the end of the day, he's their dad," she said of Sheen. "They have to understand that."

Bitch, they would probably understand it better if you two weren't constantly having these completely trashy battles which they're going to be able to read about on the Internet in three years. Kids start early on the computers these days. Sam, 4, and Lola Rose, soon to be 3, are going to be in a therapist's office eventually. They're going to be either laughing or crying and talking about the "tranny prostitute-infested sperm incident."

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The story continues, and more photos of the event, are after the jump.