Denise Richards: It’s Boring

Denise Richards. What do we know about her? She played a nuclear physicist named Christmas in a Bond movie. Chortle. She splashed her titties in champagne while making out with Neve Campbell in Wild Things. Oh, and don’t forget her best movie - Drop Dead Gorgeous. That’s the one where she dueted with a wooden prop of Jesus. It was a career high and one of my favorite movies.

And then she whored her way into the hottest celebrity love triangle, rectangle, septagon in recent memory when she stole former best friend Heather Locklear’s husband Richie Sambora away from her after she broke up with her own hostile and pervy husband Charlie Sheen. And then throw David Spade in there somewhere. Anyway, since then, Denise and Charlie have had the hottest ex-feud ever with requests for semen, mockery of dead parents, accusations of kiddie porn, trannies, and other assorted tidbits of scandal thrown into the mix. Now Denise has this show on E! which we’re going to recap so you don’t have to torture yourself. Keep reading…

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