Dina Lohan’s Plaque Doesn’t Talk Back

Awww, look Dina Lohan won herself a plaque for being such a fantastic mother. I guess the fact that Lindsay’s not dead should count for something, right? Lohan dragged her 82-year-old mother along for her night of validation and delusion, during which she received an award for being one of Long Island’s Top 20 Moms from the organization Mingling Moms. Mingling Moms is starting to sound to me like an alias for Mothers For Drunk Driving, which I assumed didn’t exist, but if Dina’s getting an award for being a mom, I guess anything is possible

In other news, we were unable to get pictures but apparently a herd of pigs were seen flying over the horizon last night over Long Island. It’s an unexplainable phenomenon and and the only other time such an occurrence is reported to have taken place was on Star Jones’ and Al Reynold’s wedding night.

Photos: WENN

More photos of Dina Lohan being presented with an award for being one of the Top 20 Moms in Long Island by the ‘Mingling Moms’ of Long Island after the jump.