Heidi Montag Uses Mother As Human Shield

That is a brave woman sitting in such close proximity to this sniper bait. Except that now, I'm finding out that it's Heidi's mother and so I'm now holding her at least partially responsible for her daughter's complete lack of judgment. The fact that she's agreed to allow Heidi to engage in this faux relationship with the anti-Christ that is Spencer Pratt proves to me that she is a horrible mother and should have those flowers snatched right out of her hands, after which she should be beaten about the head and shoulders with the very roses she didn't deserve to be given in the first place.

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More photos of Heidi and Spencer celebrating Mother's Day after the jump.