Nick Cannon Has Smooth Moves

“Hey baby, now I know you said you wanted some laxatives, but what kind of strength are we talking about here? Extra-super-duper strength? Whoah, honey bunny. You really need to cut back on the cotton candy and dreams and start thinking about eating some more vegetables here and there. It’s all about the food pyramid now.

“OK, I know, I know, it’s just another part of ‘black love’ and yes, I appreciate the fact that we’re not yet veering into Bobby and Whitney territory and this product I’m purchasing for you will make sure it never comes to that. All right, so is that all you need? OK, some grape-flavored lollipops–I got it.

“Hey baby, is there any way I could maybe sometimes just ride my bike when I go run errands for you? Getting out of limos is hard.”

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More photos of Nick Cannon visiting a Rite Aid are after the jump.