O.J. Simpson Did It

But you already knew that. Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce Que c'est O.J. Simpson get snitched on in a new book by a memorabilia dealer he allegedly confessed to. Mike Gilbert, a business partner of O.J.'s for many years, alleges that O.J. confessed to murdering his wife while he was high on devil weed. I knew it!

In his book, How I Helped O.J. Get Away With Murder: The Shocking Inside Story of Violence, Loyalty, Regret and Remorse, Gilbert also says that he showed Simpson how to bloat his hands so they wouldn't fit the infamous gloves.

O.J. apparently hit a blunt, took a sleeping pill, and drank some beer before telling Gilbert what happened on the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson allegedly said he went to Nicole Brown Simpson's condo without a knife. But when Nicole answered the door, she was holding one. Can you blame her? O.J. is crazy and knocked her ass around before. I wouldn't even have answered the door. The chain would have stayed on and 911 would be on my speed dial.

"If she hadn't opened that door with a knife in her hand ... she'd still be alive," Gilbert alleges O.J. confessed to him.

Simpson's current lawyer Yale Galanter (hot name) says that Gilbert is a junkie and needs a check. He must, why else would he implicate himself?

"I've talked to O.J. about it. This stuff not only didn't occur but it's not factually supported by the evidence," Galanter.

O.J. is currently up on robbery charges in Las Vegas, so his lawyer won't allow him to comment on the book. Gilbert ended his business/criminal relationship with Simpson two years ago because he didn't approve of his lifestyle and was repulsed by O.J.'s own book If I Did It. This whole situation is repulsive.