UPDATED: Lindsay Lohan Went To The Hospital

Don't worry, she's fine. Lindsay Lohan and her whatever it is that's going on there Samantha Ronson were seen entering Century City Hospital on Thursday night. Samantha provided some sort of distraction while Lindsay broke into a cabinet to steal drugs. Well, what else does "visiting a sick friend" mean? These two don't have any friends! They just have each other! Well, Lindsay has the cameras, too. And if Sammy hasn't caught onto that by now, she's one dumb dyke.

"Lindsay went to the hospital to visit a friend," says her rep. "She is in rehearsal today for her film Labor Pains." Samantha knocked her up?

After managing to get enough Oxycodone to last the next couple of hours, Lohan and Ronson went to nightclub Goa where Samantha dj'ed.

UPDATE: Ah hah! Lindsay Lohan's extremely shy mother Dina confirms that the "visiting a sick friend" story was a lie. She says that Linds was having an asthma attack.

"She was losing oxygen. She couldn't breathe. She was afraid to go the hospital because [the paparazzi] were gonna write about it. She was sick," Dina said at an event for Project Cuddle. "If you were sick, and you're mother couldn't even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it's sad. It's really sad."

Dina Lohan supporting something called "Project Cuddle" is like Amy Winehouse supporting "Project Sober." I'm not seeing it. Dina also referred to Samantha as an "angel." Lindsay's vagina angel.

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