Halle Berry’s Baby Makes Her Debut (Sorta)

Here's some footage of Halle Berry, her model babydaddy Gabriel Aubry and their daughter, Nahla Ariela. She was born in March. Halle must have been in a lot of pain during the delivery because Nahla is big, round and shaped like a baby basket.

Seriously, this is like trying to spot whales on a whale watch. There's never any whales to be seen! The only fun is flirting with the college boy's who's running the snack bar!

You can't even see the damn baby! She's hidden by prying eyes and being carried by a grandfather-type dude. Couldn't Pops have held her up to the light?

You don't think she's homely, do you? Is that possible? Is that why she's under wraps? Her parents are very aesthetically pleasing. Do two rights make a fair-to-middling looking kid? Rumer Willis, you're not alone!