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If Prince Charles spent less time nattering to rhododendrons and more chatting to the great unwashed, he might have known who Dita Von Teese was.

And he would have saved himself from the undignified pickle of accidentally booking an erotic dancer for his own son’s birthday bunfight in September.

The generously-eared royal met the gothic flasher at the toff-infested Cartier International Polo Tournament at the Guards Club in Windsor, London.

Charmed by her alabaster assets, he asked what she did for a living and Dita, 35, replied: “I’m a dancer.”

This vague job description failed to convey that her act involves giving a rhythmic biology lesson in a giant martini glass and doing the sort of things to a massive olive which are illegal in most countries.

Perhaps buoyed by the sun and Pimms and presuming her performance involved a cheeky Charleston, Chazza invited her to perform at Prince Harry’s 24th birthday.

Our man said: “Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realised what he’d done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act.

“She was stunned when he suggested the idea, explaining that his son loved a good dance.

“But he gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living.”

We’re sure Prince Harry will forgive his old man when the burlesque performer toasts his big day with a giant glass of champagne garnished with her own breasties.

Talking of Harrys, Harry Potter star Emma Watson, 18, was at the posh party.

The saucy beggar spent the evening with her head cocked to one side while Prince William lookalike Francis Boulle poured oily words of seduction into her ear.

Later that night, young Francis entertained Emma by making unsavoury human organs from the balloons in the Chinawhite Tent.

Fortunately Charles didn’t see, or Harry’s bash would probably be adorned with penis-shaped decorations.

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Dita Von Teese

Well, duh! She's a fetish model! Of course she did porn! Dita Von Teese might find her WonderBra modeling contract to be in jeopardy. Some flicks have popped up online that depict her getting down with some other ladies and utilizing sex toys.

Do you think Marilyn Manson would have married a gal who hadn't done something kinky on film in the past? She's a burlesque model! Bettie Page did bondage pics all over the place. Why is this a shock?

In the videos, Dita gets spanked and pleasured with a sex toy. I need to see these. WonderBra has no comment. I think they should use it in the marketing campaign. It would make me buy a bra. Damn these moobs!

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BUSTY new Wonderbra model DITA VON TEESE has a secret hardcore porn past, The Sun can reveal.

The stage queen — famed for making the burlesque show mainstream — starred in a kinky lesbian movie.

Explicit clips of the 35-year-old being spanked and pleasured with a bizarre sex toy by women have emerged online.

It is a blow to Wonderbra who only launched her as the new face of their famous push-up bra last month.

They hoped Dita — real name Heather Sweet — would enhance the company’s clean-cut image by designing her own limited edition collection.

But the sleazy flick — shot before she rose to fame — will shock lingerie bosses.

In one scene the former wife of goth rocker MARILYN MANSON romps with a leggy beauty with a sex toy. In another she cavorts with two stunners in corsets.

Dita’s burlesque show had previously been seen as so high brow she was even interviewed on Radio 4.

Wonderbra declined to comment.

If you’re feeling brave you can watch the sex tape here.

The exotic dancer just collected on the $25,000 she was owed by a London trade show that hired her to do her infamous strip tease in six shows last year. When Von Teese sued Erotica Limited for stiffing her last week, the firm stepped up and wired her the money the very next day. “They paid up, you can call that a win,” said her lawyer, Keith Fink, who had filed the papers in an LA court. “They never gave a rea son why they weren’t paying. They were certainly happy with her, they wanted to book her again this year.”

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