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Here's Orlando Bloom looking to rip off your stereo and maybe your Mom's silver. He's with his girlfriend, model Miranda Kerr. They took Miranda's Moms Therese to the Getty Museum in LA. Is that place cool? I think I need to go. Jennifer Aniston must be pissed that the wispy moustache isn't hers to play with.

Orlando recently took Miranda and his poopstache along to buy a hog. They visited a motorcycle dealership. He's a big hog enthusiast, despite breaking his leg in a previous accident. He's been photographed riding World War II-era vintage bikes near his mansion in England. That's a nice life. I've been photographed scratching my nuts on my couch in my third floor walkup in Dorchester. Orlando and I walk similar paths.

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More photos of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are after the jump.

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I know a lot of people are like these celebs obviously do this shit for the publicity, and they can fly in a private jet and blah blah blah. But do YOU want to traipse over to Nepal which had a decades horrific civil war which killed 13,000 people and left people in abject poverty and starvation? I don't. I just want to eat some Easy Mac and watch "White Oleander" for the sixteenth time. I'm sorry, it's always on cable. Anyway, Orlando Bloom is the newest Unicef ambassador and he trekked to Nepal to tour UNICEF-supported programmes in early December. He met with UNICEF staff, health facilitators and educators, as well as women's and other community groups.

Orlando Bloom appears unaffected by his movie's recent win at the People's Choice Awards. While "Pirates of the Caribbean" snagged the award for Favorite Movie, Orlando appears to be playing the role of a stoic Unabomber in the hoodie ensemble he's wearing on a trip to Larchmont in Los Angeles for food and magazines. I feel like that mysterious white package he's holding under his arm simply adds to the mystique of his character, which is good for him since I usually find him pleasant yet ultimately dull. And now that I think about it, I feel like he's always wearing a scarf. I'm not even sure that the man actually has a neck but that would also him to make him more interesting to me, so kudos to you, possibly neckless man.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

7 more photos of Orlando Bloom buddy getting some food to go and look at magazines in L.A.'s Larchmont district after the jump.

Here's some photographic evidence of Orlando Bloom's crazy-making the other night. There's the car he hit. And there's the club he was at. We didn't think we needed to run a pic of him because you've seen the sensitive elf before. Anyway, it turns out he was rolling up on model Veronica Taylor at the club and that's why he got in that weird taped confrontation that was bordering on a hookup with Veronica's "friend" photographer Damon Kidwell, in Kidwell's car. Then he went and crashed the car HE was driving. What kind of weird French foreign film sexual subtext was going on there? Why didn't the three of them just drive off a cliff at the end? God, I need to watch "Threesome" again. That's one of my favorite bad movies of all time.

According to a report from AOL's TMZ.Com fashion photographer Damon Kidwell was with Taylor. According to the report Kidwell and Taylor were inside a Hollywood club when Bloom "grabbed [Taylor] inappropriately." The report says that whispers have Bloom acting up and followed the two outside -- angering Kidwell.

Then Orlando Bloom got into the front seat of Kidwell's car, uninvited. TMZ claims "the only reason there wasn't a fight is because of the cameras." Kidwell, as you can see in the video, was not happy. However,, you can also see that Veronica Taylor certainly doesn't look unhappy, giving Bloom a playful tap after the whole strange ordeal.

Reports state that supposedly Taylor and Kidwell are no long romantically involved but something was going on. Orlando was allegedly acting all sorts of weird. He was probably just to trying to get a piece of that man action and Damon wasn't having it. What? There's nothing wrong with that. Check the tape cuz' there's some tension going on and it ain't surface!

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Orlando Bloom was out last night yelling at bitches, and then drove off and got into a car accident. Never go to bed angry and never drive your Toyota Matrix angry. Apparently, his driving skills don't match his pirating or looking like a sensitive ponytail man skills.

LAPD tells us that Orlando was driving the Matrix when he was cut off by another driver, causing him to crash into a parked Porsche Cayenne. Officers on the scene report speed was not a factor in the accident, nor were alcohol or drugs.

TMZ caught Orlando Bloom last night before he got into a car accident -- and something was definitely off about him.

Bloom was leaving Green Door, hiding in a hoodie, when he jumped into the front seat of a random guy's car and started an argument with the man. It seems like the two were fighting over the man's wife, though Orlando was oblivious that the two were even a couple.

The Matrix Orlando was pedaling was registered to his "Pirates of the Carribean" director of photography Dariusz Wolski. I guess he can afford to buy him a new one. We need to hear more about this weird argument thing. Why is Orlando hopping put of cars and arguing with people's husbands? That's not his style. He's more Nick Drake "Pink Moon" tried homosexuality in college I wrote this song for you, Cassie.

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