Archive for the 'Rosie O'Donnell' Category

So Rosie and her woman were in South Beach. And some guy with a motorcyle gave them a heap of shit because he thought Rosie touched his bike. You know, blogging disaster happens when you meet a celeb and they're wicked nice. Then you feel a sort of twinge of guilt when you write smack about them. Kinda like when Buffalo Bill refers to Catherine Martin as "it" when he has her in the hole. He has to depersonalize her ass so he can wear her tits later. So what I've learned from this is that bloggers operate much like serial killers. It's been an eye opener! Anyway, Rosie got called a "fucking lesbian" by some douche. She wrote about it in that irritating verse way on her blog.

as i buckled my belt
he ran towards r car
angry
"MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!"

"chill dude -
we didn't touch it"
his eyes were wild
stretched open wide

he got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
F*CKING LESBIANS
he screamed

the trump card
always

and we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthy

not tonight
mr bald muscle man
with a pimped out hog
not tonight

i stood up in the front seat
hands above my head
smiled and yelled
CORRECT SIR - F*CKING LESBIAN!!!

God, I wish she'd just write in the old-fashioned declarative sentence way. See, that's the worst I can say about her. I've lost my f*cking sociopathic tendencies when it comes to this one. Because she had a do-rag on, and she was burly and nice, and took a picture with me. Worst blogger ever. I'm such a slut.

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She may not have been able to snag "The Price is Right" hosting gig she had her eye on, but that doesn't mean Rosie O'Donnell wants any hand-outs! Much less, those from her arch nemesis, Donald Trump. Mark Burnett's people reportedly tried to entice Rosie to make a guest appearance on celebrity edition of "The Apprentice" by offering the former co-host of "The View" $2 million. But Rosie wouldn't bite.

Her appearance "would have entailed 12 days altogether." However, "O'Donnell turned Trump down flat. 'I wouldn't do it for $200 million,' Rosie was said to have responded."

She's a busy woman as it is, people! Does the world think that these wacky, celebrity-based poems are going to write themselves? For the love of all that is holy, there are enemies to be squelched, Amy Winehouse songs to sing and headbands to be worn. The woman can barely squeeze in a cruise here and there.

In a recent blog entry, that I can only partially understand, per usual, Rosie O'Donnell mentions Paula Abdul on more than one occasion. And I can't tell exactly if she's sympathizing with her, or condemning her for enjoying (and publicly appearing to suffer) under the trappings of her celebrity lifestyle. She starts off by saying, "right now/paula abdul would yell action/and the result would be/what we all see." She goes on to describe the "Hey Paula" star as "broken, fragile, pain filled, love less, raw, vulnerable, needy." She tells the "American Idol" judge:

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

And then she goes on to wax poetic about renting jet skis. I'm so confused. Maybe I should have paid better attention in my English classes in college. Or maybe not have gone at all.

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I'm REALLY hoping this is the cruise on which our super-secret correspondent J. Harvey is embedded. On board her cruise for gay and lesbian families set to head out from NYC to the Bahamas, Rosie shared her thoughts on her former co-host on "The View" Elisabeth Hasselbeck with her 1,500-strong audience. She brought out a picture of Hasselbeck with doodles drawn on it to make her look like the devil, pointed at it and declared emphatically, "Her only f--king credit was Survivor. Come on!" I love it! She didn't have that much positive to say about her other former co-hosts, adding that when working with a group of women like that, "before you know it, you've got a Jimmy Choo in your back!" But Elisabeth wasn't the only subject in between Rosie's crosshairs. Donald Trump was also given his due, according to Us Weekly.

Recalls the witness, "Rosie said she'd love to break into his apartment and rub her belly all over him."

And if she does, she needs to take a picture because moments like that NEED to be commemorated.

Ann Coulter rips Rosie a new one with her blazing article in The Post Chronicle.

As for the photo - I do think it was tasteless - but aren’t most things Rosie does tasteless? She is just another big fat slob with a big mouth! She should not be allowed to post on her blog without running it through a publicist to screen her stupidity!

Rosie O’Donnell is at it again, and Ann Coulter has something to say about it. Rosie, an outspoken anti-war critic and pro gun control, posted a picture of her 4-year-old daughter on her blog yesterday - and she looked like a terrorist.

It was a frightening sight, especially since we all know that Islamic terrorists train children to be suicide bombers. Rosie, who has defended Iraq, Iran, and their leaders, perhaps a little too much for comfort, posted a picture of her daughter - dressed in camouflage and strapped with ammunition. Her head was also covered.

The disturbing photograph was posted with this caption underneath it: “A picture is worth a thousand posts”. There was no explanation for the photo, and were only left to assume the picture was meant to reflect Rosie’s anti-war, anti-gun views…and how they destroy the lives of children.

A fair view point? Absolutely. Did the picture deliver that message? Absolutely not.

Some fans understood Rosie’s ‘message’, but most were outraged at Rosie’s disturbing idea. The former ‘The View’ co-host has now been branded “sick” and “hungry for public attention”.

Ann Coulter feels that Rosie’s stance on gun controol is ridiculous, and quipped: “No one should have guns except my bodyguards,” saying that when it comes to Rosie’s safety, guns are ok, but when it comes to others’ safety, guns are bad.

She said of the disturbing photo of Rosie’s daughter: “I think this picture has set back gay adoption by about 20 years.”

“I think this makes people think Rosie’s kids should be taken away from her…”

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So Rosie went and posted a pic of her daughter Vivi on her blog. In this picture, the forlorn looking child is wearing a strap with real bullets on it. I'm not sure what Rosie's going for here. But I'm going (it's true) on this wack bitch's cruise and if she blows up the boat while I'm having sex with an anonymous stranger or trying to get my drink on - I'm going to have to roll up on her. Here's some samplins' of what her usually loyal fans had to say:

neelie That is a horrible picture of VIvi!!

KARLA
RO, I AGREE WITH U ON MOSTLY EVERYTHING. BUT SOMEHOW I FOUND THE PICTURE OF VIVI DISTURBING. I DON'T EVEN LET MY CHILDREN PLAY WITH ANYTHING SIMILAR TO THAT. IT'S JUST A COMMENT. BUT OH WELL!!!!!!

David
that picture is gross! I am distrubed...leaving your site for a clearing of my mind as to what you are up to!

Keep reading for more Rosie readers revolting. Yeah, I have the alliteration in me!