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Congrats to Yomarie on being the Grand Prize winner of Crest and Scope's Smile Bright in the Spotlight Contest! See Yomarie's fabulous smile January 8th at the People's Choice Awards on CBS.

You all know that we love to hate Katie Price (she'll always be Jordan to us) and Peter Andre. We'll they've now got their own reality show on E! called Katie & Peter. The shows tag line reads: The Sexy Super Couple from the Other Side of the Pond. I'm sure Victoria Beckham is kicking herself for the fact that Katie & Peter entered the reality television race before she did.

What's the show about you ask? It's about Britain's hottest celebrity couple, model Katie Price and musician Peter Andre, strive to balance career with family life and still find time for each other.

Tune in for the premiere marathon this Saturday on E! starting at 2/1c.

(E! is a paid advertiser on A Socialite's Life.)

It's lather, rinse... compete when 10 of the country's most promising hairstylists cut , dye and straighten their way to the top in BRAVO 's new competition reality series, "Shear Genius." A ward-winning actress and style icon Jaclyn Smith hosts while lead judge Sally Hershberger (celebrity hairstylist), and judge Michael Carl (Fashion Editor, Allure), will decide who's having a bad hair day and who will make the final cut . To win the title of Shear Genius and prizes including $100,000 to start their own salon, the stylists go head-to-head in creative challenges ranging from mastering the most difficult cuts to managing the most difficult clients.

Watch Shear Genius Every Wednesday @ 10/9c only on BRAVO! Find out if you can make the cut by taking the online challenge.

(This is a paid advertisement for Shear Genius.)

"End the pain of the hurting, scared, and dangerously untan by performing a successful Bahamavention."

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE...

The first woman Speaker of the House is off to a rough start, judging by the public tut-tuts from the proprietors of high society. To be fair, Madam Pelosi is still adjusting to her position, so it would only seem proper to extend a brief grace period during which such unladylike behavior as a "catfight" might be overlooked. However, such conduct is, of course, beneath the dignity of the traditionally male speakership position, and cannot long be tolerated by the American people (not to mention citizens of the world, who are watching with at least one eyebrow acock).

In the interest of making this civics "experiment" work, C&J offers a reminder that the boundaries of civility are breeched at our nation’s peril. Further, we offer Madam Pelosi some tips she would be well-advised to tuck in her ample bosom for easy reference when conducting the nation’s business:

Always...

Graciously accept gentlemanly offers of assistance.

Wear gloves on the street, at church and other formal occasions, except when eating or drinking.

When crossing the street, one must lift her dress a bit above the ankle while holding the folds of her gown together in her right hand and drawing them toward the right.

When introduced to a man a lady never offers her hand, she merely bows politely and says, "I am happy to make your acquaintance."

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Never...

Grab your hoops or lift your skirts higher than is absolutely necessary to go up stairs.

Sit with your legs crossed (except at the ankles if necessary for comfort or habit).

Lift your skirts up onto the seat of your chair when sitting down. (Wait for, or if necessary, ask for assistance when sitting down at a table or on a small light chair).

Speak in a loud, coarse voice.

(From, oddly, "The Gentleman’s Page: A Practical Guide for the 19th Century American Man")

Update: We have just been informed that the catfight between Madam Pelosi and Lady Harman took place in a vat of Jell-O. So never mind. Anyone got pics or a YouTube link??

It rubs the weekend on its skin or it gets the hose. Your West Coast-friendly edition of Cheers and Jeers starts in There’s Moreville... [Swoosh!!] RIGHTNOW! [Gong!!]

"End the pain of the hurting, scared, and dangerously untan by performing a successful Bahamavention."